...I call my multi-vitamin my Salma Hayek Vitamin because not only is she free of depression and bi-polar disorder, but she also has fantastic bosoms. I need all the help I can get.

All the other vitamins I take — the Neurontin, the Valium, and the Prozac — I call those Thank God Tom Cruise Is Not In Charge Otherwise I Would Be Dead Right Now Vitamins.

via Dooce

I found the latter part, about Tom Cruise, absolutely hilarious in light of my recent issues with my scientologist housemate. Or rather, his recent issues with my drug and substance consumption.