Man: Oh, so she's genuinely deluded?
Woman: Yeah, she's not just in denial.

Chick on cell: So how come you never told me about this other girl you are dating? She's from work? You have to tell me these things! You can't just keep this shit from me...wait, so you just fucked her and now it's over? That's how it is? Why are you telling me this? You can't just tell me this!

Queer: I can't believe she said I was a liar. Sure I make random stuff up, but I'm not a liar.